One of the Bond girls in the James Bond movie, “For Your Eyes Only,” used to be a man. — WhatTheFFacts (@WhatTheFFacts)
When was this invented and why didn’t I know sooner?!
Coca-Cola originally contained cocaine. — WhatTheFFacts (@WhatTheFFacts)
Ginger Kitty on the prowl! Xoxo tweets! http://t.co/SkxfwEQp — AubreyODay (@AubreyODay)
When you click “I’m Feeling Lucky” with no search terms you can view every Google logo ever. — MelinaAlecia (@MelinaAlecia)
Before the 1880s, earwax was commonly used as lip balm. — WTFuckFacts
Tonight is probably the funniest episode of chelsea lately we’ve ever done, and I don’t even like the show. — chelseahandler (@chelseahandler)
The human mind of a drunk person is more analytical than the human mind of a person watching advertisements on television. — WTFuckFacts (@WTFuckFacts)
I don’t understand this one, but it still made sense. Maybe I should be drunk and read it.
Someone right now is getting a singing telegram outside my office. I seriously hate people. — chelseahandler (@chelseahandler)
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If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking.
Haruki Murakami
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The longest way must have its close - the gloomiest night will wear on to a morning.
Harriet Beecher Stowe
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Time is the longest distance between two places.
Tennessee Williams
(Source: facebook.com)
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Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that.
Martin Luther King Jr.
(Source: mtv.com)
I wanna do something for me at home but don’t know what. I don’t feel like writing I don’t wanna knit Cleaning is out Working out on a fri? Hell no! Maybe reading Maybe watch a movie Maybe some self pampering Maybe maybe my to do list.
If all else fails….porn!
(i miss my handsome)
Why does our mind and our heart conflict?
It’s like the yin and the yang to find balance of the human soul.
