January 2012
One of the Bond girls in the James Bond movie, “For Your Eyes Only,” used to be a man. — WhatTheFFacts (@WhatTheFFacts)
Coca-Cola originally contained cocaine. — WhatTheFFacts (@WhatTheFFacts)
Ginger Kitty on the prowl! Xoxo tweets! http://t.co/SkxfwEQp — AubreyODay (@AubreyODay)
When you click “I’m Feeling Lucky” with no search terms you can view every Google logo ever. — MelinaAlecia (@MelinaAlecia)
Before the 1880s, earwax was commonly used as lip balm. — WTFuckFacts
Tonight is probably the funniest episode of chelsea lately we’ve ever done, and I don’t even like the show. — chelseahandler (@chelseahandler)
The human mind of a drunk person is more analytical than the human mind of a person watching advertisements on television. — WTFuckFacts (@WTFuckFacts)
I don’t understand this one, but it still made sense. Maybe I should be drunk and read it.
Someone right now is getting a singing telegram outside my office. I seriously hate people. — chelseahandler (@chelseahandler)
“If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think...”
– Haruki Murakami
“The longest way must have its close - the gloomiest night will wear on to a...”
– Harriet Beecher Stowe
“Time is the longest distance between two places.”
– Tennessee Williams
“Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive...”
– Martin Luther King Jr.
I wanna do something for me at home but don’t know what.
I don’t feel like writing
I don’t wanna knit
Cleaning is out
Working out on a fri? Hell no!
Maybe reading
Maybe watch a movie
Maybe some self pampering
Maybe maybe my to do list.
If all else fails….porn!
(i miss my handsome)
Why does our mind and our heart conflict?
It’s like the yin and the yang to find balance of the human soul.
“It is perfectly true, as philosophers say, that life must be understood...”
– Soren Kierkegaard
“The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little...”
– Arthur C. Clarke
“Let us be grateful to the people who make us happy; they are the charming...”
– Marcel Proust
“In the case of good books, the point is not to see how many of them you can get...”
– Mortimer J. Adler
“Isn’t it nice to think that tomorrow is a new day with no mistakes in it...”
– L.M. Montgomery
December 2011
A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue.
Pretty sure I’ve been knitting for like 4 hrs straight. Have to get things done in time.
Guilty Pleasure?
whenliifegivesyoulemons:
Sister Wives
“The past was a mistake because I didn’t know then what I know now. Because too...”
– Isa Garcia (Boys, Girls & The Non-Answer to A Question: Can a guy and a girl be best friends, stay best friends and never fall in love with one another?)
“For what it’s worth: it’s never too late to be whoever you want to be. I hope...”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via katyjean)
(via katherineanneausten)
(Author of one of my ALL time FAVE books!)
