January 2010
This UNATTRACTIVE guy on campus just said: “last night she drank all my fuckin cum” gross gross gross!gag gag gag!
What is HL?!@JewlznAZ
Cell phone providers: can we please just agree...
kathlellen:
“At the tone, please leave your voice message…”
NO SHIT, SHERLOCK. Thanks for ensuring that my call will now be two minutes long instead of one because you wouldn’t stop yammering. I’m over my minutes this month, so make sure you buy yourself something special with that extra 45 cents.
I feel like no matter how hard I try and no matter how hard I work, it’s never enough.
PEOPLE!Close your damn mouth when u chew!I mean,even my dog closes his mouth when he woofs down his puppy chow!Esp shut it when u chew gum!
The rain=new smells+beagle who needs2smell every lil thing=sucky4his owner when it’s still cold&raining&she finds no excitement in this!
“No matter where you are now life changes and you can always get yourself out of...”
– Ellen DeGeneres (via jessicachu) (via quote-book)
there is no better feeling than when people...
lickystickypickyme:
it makes me chuckle at their ignorance.
I love my ability2 play God while in traffic!I determine whether or not some1’s permitted2cont on there way,or if they cont2sit there&suffer
“Girls do not dress for boys. They dress for themselves, and of course, each...”
– Betsey Johnson (Submitted by: foolseesthesun) (via quote-book)
“The greater your capacity to love, the greater your capacity to feel the pain.”
– Jennifer Aniston | Submitted by twenty-one-secrets (via quote-book)
Google
I just wanna say again how much I love you!
I love the google calendar, my ability to invite people to events and that it syncs with my BB!!
Thank you.
Love,
-Mel
“Because it´s only when you’re tested that you truly discover who you are. And...”
– Lucas Scott, One Tree Hill (submitted by bnguyeeen) (via quote-book)
